Five Thousand Questions Later. Part 1.1

I do not know about you, but sometimes I need a release… And what better way to release the inner Mr. Lance than to answer five thousand questions that you never asked.?!  Well really it is because we have nothing better to write about.

Are you a grammar freak?  Know that I do it just for you!!

I posted a sub page with all 5000 questions that I plan on conquering. (we know, its probably never going to happen) You can read ahead if you like… Think about it… It would be like you have a crystal ball……. If you are board, feel free to join me! it is lonely here. 

The questions you read are the original, and unedited inquiries that I pulled from the internet. My answers are my own and do not represent anyone else views but my own. My answers are sometimes legit, sometimes sarcastic, sometimes passive aggressive… you get the point.   Best I can tell.  I will keep going on a inconsistent weekly weeklyish fashion.

These questions were hosted on Live Press, However if you have a name I can attach to that… Please advise, I would like to give credit where credit is due.

1.     Who are you?
I am but a man, a man that wishes you read his dreary writing.

2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?

I only use Apple – Period! I drive a Silverado, and I like Carrot Cake.

3. When you aren’t filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing?

Tinkering, I am a tinkerer… Also have a job, and tend to sleep from time-to-time.

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn’t like at the time).

During this 5000 question game, I may as well investigate as to whom its author is… Guess this is the first clue… a student. 

HMMM, Now I am answering to the youth!

5. What is your biggest goal for this year?

That is a rather personal question…

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Retired – and making regular trips to the cabin.

7. What stage of life are you in right now?

The awkward adult years. You?

8. Are you more child-like or childish?

Neither, I have a child, and oddly enough he is child-like.

9. What is the last thing you said out loud?

“You need to buy a new blender”

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?

Boom – Clap, lol Happy Googleing!    I wonder if that is a legit answer???

11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?

I used to watch Walker Texas Ranger.

12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?

Sometimes I can have some terrible luck.  Today I had some wicked awesome luck. 
 

13. Does time really heal all wounds?
I believe so,  Second clue?: The author may have recently been dumped.

14. How do you handle a rainy day?

I do whatever it was I intended on doing, I like getting wet.

15. Which is worse…losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?

I have never lost my luggage, but I have untangled many cords.

16. How is your relationship with your parents?

My Mom is my hero and best friend. Dad died in 1993

Will you miss them when they are gone?

Duh!  This makes it a 5001 question survey you sneaky bastard.

17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?

I’m Sorry – What?

18. What is the truest thing that you know?

I am not your father.

19. What did you want to be when you grew up?

The President of Canada

20. Have you ever been given a second chance?

Yes. It’s because I’m pretty. 

Cheers!

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