Category Archives: TV

Super Bowl Winner:

It’s not a real surprise, DORITOS BLAZE vs. MTN DEW ICE won my top commercial pick from Super Bowl Lll.

Doritos usually does well with their ad spots..  If you have yet to see it, have a look.





Red Skelton’s Recipes

Every now and again I get some random gold delivered to my inbox… This is one of them,  I did not author below, but since I can not forward the email to you… here it is:

For those of you old enough to remember Red Skelton, I think you will enjoy this e-mail. For those of you not old enough you will see what you missed. Either way, his humor was always clean and he was a great entertainer. A re-run of great ‘one liners’ from the man who was known for his clean humor.

I hope you get a chuckle or two reading them once more. . .


1. Two times a week we go out to a nice restaurant, have a little
beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California, and mine is in

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. “Somewhere
I haven’t been for a long time!” she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread
She said “There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!” So I
bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in
the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, “In the lake.”

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the
garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ‘Always.’

12. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t want to interrupt

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, “What’s on the
I said “Dust!”

I love it . . . these were the good old days when humor didn’t have to
start with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun.

And he always ended his programs with the words . . . “God Bless” with a
big smile on his face.

Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you
to it.